why the FUCK cant humans hibernate its 2013 what the hell is obama doing
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What if crazy Steve killed drake, josh and their parents, kidnapped Megan and took her to Seattle, forced her to call herself Carly, and made her pretend she was his little sister
we really need to sleep more on this site
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summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
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what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
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