"They tell us the people we love are 72.8% water-
there is no such thing as crying,
we are only trying to turn ourselves inside out.
This is a noble pursuit."
— Lewis Mundt, excerpt from “Water” (via perfect)
5 days ago · 39,931 notes
and repeat after me with your heart:
“I no longer need you to fuck me as hard as I hated myself.”
Make love to me
like you know I am better
than the worst thing I ever did."
— Buddy Wakefield, “We Were Emergencies” (via anti-skater)
5 days ago · 7,886 notes
urban outfitters sale tomorrow!!!!!!!
cant wait to save $4
5 days ago · 18,527 notes
i dont understand the sexual appeal to thigh highs like yea they cute but why are u getting boners over some socks
i’m gonna fuck the socks
please dont fuck the socks
5 days ago · 27,112 notes
What if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please
I just spit out my coffee
You’re supposed to swallow it
5 days ago · 137,542 notes
"A psychologist walked around a room while teaching stress management to an audience. As she raised a glass of water, everyone expected they’d be asked the “half empty or half full” question. Instead, with a smile on her face she inquired, “How heavy is this glass of water?” The answers called out ranged from 8oz to 20 oz. She replied, “The absolute weight doesn’t matter. It depends on how long I hold it. If i hold it for a minute, its not a problem. If i hold it for an hour, i’ll have an ache in my arm. If i hold it for a day, my arm will feel numb and paralyzed. In each case, the weight of the glass doesn’t change, but the longer i hold it, the heavier it becomes.” She continued, “The stress and worries in life are like that glass of water. Think about them for a while and nothing happens. Think about them for a big longer and they begin to hurt. And if you think about them all day long, you will feel paralyzed - incapable of doing anything.” Always remember to put the glass down."
Best thing I’ve heard all day.
1 week ago · 164,982 notes
oh, i’m sorry, is my skirt too short for you?
well, that sucks cause your dick is too short for me.
you can’t see my dick but i can see ya skirt so ya argument is invalid
the fact that she can’t see your dick may be enough validation
1 week ago · 33,566 notes