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19// VANCITY// ADDICTED TO CAFFEINE AND NICOTINE

slytheringsnake:

my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?”

and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered

"Maybe i need to use the sleep"

(Source: spoopyslytheringsnake, via menlui)

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" Placebos can be as good as real treatments. "
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malkiewicz:

Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.

(via flipthecoin)

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loushirolls:

The juniors today got letters from first graders because their prom is Friday telling them not to drink and drive and stuff and this one guy in my AP Bio class got one that said “dont do cokine intil your 21” 

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beyoncebeytwice:

is everything expensive or am i just poor

(via deair)

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frenums:

wow

kidspast:

i’m actually a really nice person… until you annoy me

(Source: kidspast, via officialwhitegirls)

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sci-universe:

My recent favourite.

certains:

stop unfollowing me i have been nothing but gorgeous and hilarious to u all

(Source: deeply, via imaqination)

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suicoone:

why get thinner when you can get more dinner

(Source: commonbee, via deair)

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katherineobscura:

Guys be like “don’t wear leggings if you don’t got no ass” and I see you bitches walking around in muscle shirts without any muscles so pipe the fuck down

(via earthal)

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unsmokable:

someone somewhere is meeting the love of their life right now and that’s pretty cool

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